Late one dark and rainy night a man was walking home alone when he
>hears a.......
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>BUMP...
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>BUMP...
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>BUMP... behind him.
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>Walking faster he looks back,
>and makes out the image of an upright
>coffin banging its way down the middle
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>of the street
>towards him
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>BUMP...
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>BUMP...
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>BUMP...
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>Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home,
>the coffin bouncing quickly behind him .
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>faster...
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>faster...
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>BUMP...
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>BUMP....
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>BUMP.
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>He runs up to his door,
>fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
>rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
>However, the coffin crashes through his
>door, with the lid of the coffin clapping .
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>clappity-BUMP...
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>clappity-BUMP...
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>clappity-BUMP...
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>clappity-BUMP...
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>on the heels of the terrified man....
>Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,
>the man locks himself in. His heart is
>pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. .
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>With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the
>door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
>The man screams and reaches for
>something heavy, anything ...
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>his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of
>ROBITUSSIN .
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>Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as
>hard as he can at the apparition, and hit it....
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>and...
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>the coffin stops.
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That is unbelievably bad, BUT, it made me laugh.

Thanks,
Wes

quote:

Originally posted by DWS:
That is unbelievably bad, BUT, it made me laugh.

Thanks,
Wes

quote:

Originally posted by jh45gun:

quote:

Originally posted by DWS:
That is unbelievably bad, BUT, it made me laugh.

Thanks,
Wes

JH, go stand in the corner.

OUCH!!!!!!!
Paul B.