We always joke about Xavier Hollander and whipping cream when someone has a can of that aerosol stuff. For those who can't remember the book, involves female genitalia and a cat.
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Indeed, no human being has yet lived under conditions which, considering the prevailing climates of the past, can be regarded as normal. John E Pfeiffer, The Emergence of Man
Those who can't skin, can hold a leg. Abraham Lincoln
Several years ago when my family exited this burger joint that offered free ice cream on exit (r/e dairy cream) i-e curly cream.The dispenser leaked somewhat leaving a swirl on the patter.So here we have a coil of chocolate ice cream that a young lad approaches + installs in same corn + peanuts while whistling a tune.Thats my boy. How in the hell can you punish someone when you're laughing your ass off?