A fellow walked up to the Chicago Bears ticker office and asked to buy tickets for the Bears playoff game. He was curtly told there were no tickets because the Bears were not in the playoffs.

Next day the guy made the same request, and received the same answer.

And the following day and the next, too. Each time the clerk was getting sharper.

Finally on Friday, she exploded and yelled at him "All week long you ask and they still are not in the playoffs!"

"I know," he replied, "I drive down from Green Bay every day just to hear you say that."

cold man, pretty cold...