Cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,

"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."




The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,

"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."




The cowboy replies, "If you weren't such a bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

must a been a Wyoming Cowboy.

That was BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

I always wondered why Texas cowboys wear velcro gloves. For a better grip.

What do you call a Wyoming cowboy walking around town with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp!

Rich

Small island, herd of sheep, old man and little boy. When they finally rescue him, they keep asking about the boy's mother - no answer.

well, this is getting weird - what's your name, son?

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!