Bad Humor: Diary Entries Of A Woman On A Cruise Ship


Dear Diary:


MONDAY: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be! I felt singularly honored this evening as the Captain asked me to dine at his table.


TUESDAY: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the Captain. He is so charming.


WEDNESDAY: The Captain made several proposals to me unbecoming an officer and a gentleman.


THURSDAY: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I do not give in to his indecent proposals!


FRIDAY: This afternoon I saved 1,600 lives