A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he
said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was
gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blew her top!

"You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say
hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you
realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"



The husband sighed, "Shit, it started..."