A man received the following text from his neighbor

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're
not around.

In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my
sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.

Bob, feeling anguished and betrayed, didn't know what to do...

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Darn auto spell! I meant "Wi-Fi" not "wife" . . . . .

Darn good joke.

I've enjoyed misspelling words my whole life so I thought that auto-correct, while texting, would be a boon. I was wrong again, it's a bust!

I've never been so confused or confusing until auto-correct!

Zeke