Donald Trump, George Bush and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a small central American country. Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out "Earthquake". The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.

George Bush was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and George pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given George yelled out "Tornado". Again the squad fell apart and George slipped over the wall.

The last person Joe Biden was placed against the wall. He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall. He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled “Fire”.

Surprised that he didn't yell out: Ah, ah, ah, you know, the thing. . . . . as they pulled their triggers.

Hey, what about the Frenchman, the Japanese businessman and the Texan? The first requests "One more time, before I die, I want to hear my national anthem, "La Marseillaise." The second asks, "One more time, before I die, I want to listen to a lecture on Japanese management." The last says, "Well, my request is to be shot first. I couldn't bear one more lecture on Japanese management!"

Bahaha! I'm keeping that one...

Would be funny, but too much truth in it.