Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute,
really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone
else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and
said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.'
The girl looked at him and then said, 'NO.' Eddie said, 'I'll
be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.' She
thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend. She called him and explained the situation. Her
boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money
really fast. He wont even be able to get his pants down.' She
agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and
the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally,
after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What
happened?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The
bastard had all quarters...."

HILARIOUS!

EXCELLENT!

funny

Sex jokes, money jokes, I love the combo