are discussing how to fix their well deserved elitest perception problem when chuck suggests they go visit a goodwill store, pick out some commoners clothes, get a mutt from the pound and hit up a bar in a fly over state to blend in. so they walk into a bar in texas dressed as locals dragging some mutt they stole from a pound, sat at the bar and ordered manhattans. bartender studied em and asked if they were chuck and nancy. matter of fact we are they said. few minutes later a grizzled old rancher walked in, lifted the dogs tail up, gazed for a few, shrugged, dropped the tail and walked out. over the hour this scene was repeated over and over by locals, tourists, and even a reporter. finally nancy asked the bartender if this was a local custom. nah said the bartender, i just told a buddy when you walked in that there was a dog in my bar with two assholes.

Last time I heard it it was Bill + Hillary.Same thing + still just as funny + true.

Speaking of Nancy: a few years ago I was watching Comedy Central + fell asleep on the sofa. I woke up sometime after midnight to see porno on the TV,I guess late at night it switchs over,I don't know.I saw just enough of this guy pounding away + the woman saying "don't cum;not yet,not yet!" The male is gritting his teeth + saying to himself,"baseball,baseball,Nancy Pelosi!" Those guys have a sense of humor too.