My wife woke up about two this morning to see HER cat drinking out of her bedside water glass. I thought it was hilarious. She was kinda' tight lipped! I told her that I thought the cat probably had never done it before. That didn't seem to help.

The cat probably shits in her bed too.

That's funny.

Back about '87 my new wife's 14yo son was watching tv and had a glass of milk beside him. Wife's new kitten walked up and started drinking out of the glass, wussy kid starts hollerin' and making girly noises. I get on his ass, telling him "for Christssakes it's just a baby kitty. He didn't hurt you any." So the boy goes to take a drink and when he was about ready to swallow I said, "he probably laps his ass though." The kid spit the milk out, wife didn't see the humor. It was downhill from there... She's gone, I've got a dog, I'm happy.

were your teeth in the glass?