Cowboy boots have shit on the outside.

Not in all cases.

You must be thinking of those Civil Engineers. Just remember us Electrical Engineers design weapons systems for the Air Force, and Civil Engineers design targets.

I send invoices for my hours doing engineering, and checks come in the mail.

I would never want to pay for engineering, if I could avoid it.

If the engineering work is all wrong, you don't get your money back.

I always love it whe someone at work tosses a smart@$$ Engineer jab my way. They do suffer when they come snivelling with a problem they can't figure out.