So this guy stops at a bar and buys himself a drink or two, after the 3rd drink he runs out of money, but still has a huge thirst. So he gets a unique idea, and he announces that he could, Blind folded, tell just by feeling a animals skin, what species the animal was, and what calibre was used to shoot the animal. A couple of guys around him accept the challenge and he is blink folded. One guys brings in a skin and spreads it out on the bar counter. The Blind folded guy, feels, and feels, after about 5 minutes he finds the bullet hole stick his finger in the hold, and gives a grin, he steps back and makes the statement����

A African Lion Shot with a 416 Rigby!!!!

This is amazing, and everyone buys the guy a round for his expertise.

Not much later, his thirst is still not quenches, and he decides to announce the challenge again. At this numerous guys respond and the blind fold is placed back covering his eyes. One guy sneaks out to his car, pops the trunk and brings the skin into the bar. Once again, the hide is thrown over the bar counter, and the experts is guided to the hide. Once again exactly like the previous time, he starts to feel, and feel, and feel, this time it takes a little longer, and he seems confused, and the crown senses defeat. He find the bullet hold, shows a grin, and steps back to announce his finding��

Thish ish a difficult one, he says�.

It is a Grey Duiker shot with a 223��..

He removes the blind fold and the crown stands in amazement, the next round is bought again for him�.

A similar situation happens another 3 times, and the thirst has been taken over by the alcohol. Eventually he goes home and gets into bed next to his wife and falls asleep.

The next morning he awakes with a stitching paid in his head, and he feels very sad for himself that he could do this to himself. He gets up and goes to the washroom, still with the terrible pain in his head, as he walks past the mirror, he noticed that he has 2 black eyes, and that was the pain he was feeling. He calls his wife and is very confused about the state that he finds himself, at this stage his wife is like an old Television set, Nice picture but no sound��.. she demand a answer from him to the question � Do you not know what happened last night!!!!� No he says he cant remember getting into a brawl at the bar or anything like that, so what happened?

With that he gets a abrupt answer, and finds a solution to his situation��

You climbed into bed, put your hand in my underwear, felt around a bit, and a while later pulled your hand out of my underwear with a grin on your face saying aloud��.

Skunk, killed with an axe!!!