A young man walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He motions to the bartender and asks him for a shot of Bourbon.

He downs it quickly and asks the bartender for another. As fast as he can pour, the young man drinks the second shot. The bartender is about to walk away when the young man points to his glass and requests a third shot.

He puts it down in the blink of an eye. Curious, the bartender asks him "Son, are you celebrating something today?"

The young man replies "Yep, my first blow job." The bartender cracks a wild smile and says "That's fantastic, let me buy you a shot on the house!"

The young man offers this up: "Look, if I can't get that taste out of my mouth with 3 shots, I don't think a fourth is gonna help."

Reminds me of the time when my boss said to me just messin' around----"There is no thing as a bad Blow Job!

I said----Yes there is-----When You Have To Give It!

Disclaimer===That is what I heard anyway!

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