When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted at first, but several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned as it approached a length where it would soon drag the ground. Concerned with the cintinuing growth he went to see a docter.

While his wife waited outside, the physician examined him and explained that, thought rare, his condition could be corrected by minor surgery.

The patient's wife anxiously rushed up to the doctor after the examination and was told of the diagnosis and the need for surgery.

"How long will he be on crutches?" she asked.

"Crutches???" the surprised doctor asked.

"Well, yes," the woman said nonchalantly, "You are going to lengthen his legs, aren't you? "