I was eating breakfast with my 10yeard granddaughter and asked here what day is tomorrow
Without skipping a beat she said "it's presidents day
She's so smart, so i asked here "what does this day mean"
I was waiting for something about obama, or bush or clinton etc.
She replied - "presidents day is when the President steps out of the front door of the white house, and if sees his shadow, we get another year of bullshit.
It hurts when hot coffee spews out of your nose

However, if the President does not cast a shadow at all, then it's even worse.

Yes, another four years of him or someone else from his political party.