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How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.



So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'


Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.


God said that He was going to make Adam a companion

and that it would be a woman.



He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,


and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you



She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,


and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.


She will praise you!



She will bear your children.



and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.



'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and


passion whenever you need it.'



Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'


'An arm and a leg.'


Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib

Of course the rest is history..... .......!! !!


"I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. I would remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue."
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That's hilarious! Big Grin


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Yep,+ here we are.


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