A guy and a blonde were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the blonde.

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The blonde hands the guy the money.

"I can't take your money," said the guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the blonde. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"