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A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be
told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.


On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her
husband undresses in the darkness.


He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.


'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you
berry frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do
anyting juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he
says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will
impress her.


A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and
eagerly) for her request.


She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I Want to try someting I have heard
about from other girls... numbaa 69.'


More thoughtful silence, this time from him.


Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her... 'You want... Garlic Chicken
with corrifrowa?'
 
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Now that was ammusing.


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Originally posted by Norman Conquest:
Now that was ammusing.


I agree. Found it pretty darn funny without being gross. beer


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dancing
 
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My prudish wife even liked THAT one!
 
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jumping I thought it was beef and bwocli Big Grin


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I thought 69 was "Two can Chew"


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