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A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I Want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... numbaa 69.' More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her... 'You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?' | ||
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Pay the man. Shooting is FUN, winning is MORE fun but shooting IS fun. | |||
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Now that was ammusing. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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I agree. Found it pretty darn funny without being gross. My country gal's just a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still. | |||
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My prudish wife even liked THAT one! | |||
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I thought it was beef and bwocli "When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all." Theodore Roosevelt | |||
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I thought 69 was "Two can Chew" You don't have to be the best shot....Just the last shot. | |||
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