The manager of a very large office noticed a new male employee one day and told him to come into his office. “What is your name?” was the first thing the manager asked the new guy. “Bobby,” the new employee replied.

The manager scowled and quickly rebuked Bobby. “Look…… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I do NOT call anyone by their FIRST name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a BREAKDOWN in authority. I refer to MY employees by their LAST name only…… Kumar, Sharma, Gupta, Verma, Singh….. That is ALL. I am to be referred to ONLY as Mr. Kashyap.

NOW that we have gotten that straight, what IS your last name?” The new guy took a deep sigh and replied, “Darling.” He said, “My name is Bobby Darling.” The boss quickly replied, “Okay, Bobby, the NEXT thing I want to tell you is…….”
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