PRICELESS!!!!
This could happen to you.

I was barely sitting down in my bathroom stall when I heard a voice from the other
stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I
don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is
too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I
hear another question.
" Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions ."