A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards...
She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
The blonde says, "God help us! Has it come to this?
Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."

But at least her math was good...

You are not going to believe this but it is true:

I was in the Post Office the other day and the lady Postal Officer tells me a previous customer who just happened to be a pretty young blond had asked for some affix stamps.

Jill who has worked for Australia Post for many years asked her to repeat what she said as she thought she misheard what she said. Again she says she wants affix stamps.

Still not knowing what she wants Jill asks, what do you want them for ? Thinking this will give her a clue to what this young blonde girl wants.

Young blonde shows her the envelopes where it is written in the top right hand corner Affix Stamps Here.

I told you that you would not believe it.
Pete