The Gold Urinal
Several days after President Obama was re-elected president, he went over to see Bill and Hillary Clinton for dinner at their spacioushome.
After drinking several glasses of beer, he asked his host if he could use his personal bathroom. When he
entered Bill Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that Clinton had a golden urinal! Wow!
The next day, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal in
Clinton 's private lavatory.
"Just think,' he said, 'maybe I should get a gold urinal, too. But that maybe just a bit too self-indulgent...even for a guy like me!"
Later in the week, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she toldHillary how impressed her husband had been at his
discovering that Bill had a gold urinal in his private bathroom.
Later that day, when Bill got home, Hillary smiled and said to Bill:"I found out who pissed in your saxophone."

Good One!!

OK bonus question...
Who is the bigger idiot:

The Moron who thinks a saxophone is a urinal?

Or the Idiot who keeps a woodwind instrument in a bathroom?

I believe the answer to your, question, Allan, is
"Stupid is as Stupid does"