A fella walks into a pub and immediately sees a gorgeous blond sitting at the bar.

He gets himself a few drinks and after about an hour he plucks up the courage to go to speak to her.

"I have been watching you since I came in" he said and then asked "What's your name"

She replied "My name is Carmen.................it's quite apt really because I like CARs and I like MEN"

She then asked "What is your name then"

Thinking about it for several moments the bloke replied

"My name is BEERCUNT"