Geriatric Hunting Story
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual
check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The
80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now
have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What
do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and
then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is
an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day,
when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry
and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his
gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver
sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and
went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the
beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"

The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple
of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."