A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a

high bridge, about to jump off.


A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since

you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you,

how about a quickie before you go?"


She screamed, "NO! Buzz off you filthy old bastard!"


He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay, I'll just go and

wait at the bottom then."


She didn't jump......... See? Suicide counseling works!

That would make a person think twice.