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Originally posted by deadeye55:
SEABEE INGENUITY

Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and a U.S. Navy Seabee
are working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie
pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is a total of
three wishes. Abracadabra! " say's the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. "Pooooof!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was for ever made
fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Iraq, and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can
come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the
Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.



The Seabee says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick
and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out: --
it's impenetrable."

The Seabee smirks, and says with a grin "Fill it with water."