Kirk was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of
dollars for dinner. Kirk took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and
asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"


"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.


"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" Kirk asked.


"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get
just to stay alive."


"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?"
Kirk asked.


"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20
years!"


"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of
food?" Kirk asked.


"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless
man.


"Well," said Kirk, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm
going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife Kim."


The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for
doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."


Kirk replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like
who's given up beer, gambling, golf and sex."

...


....outstanding!!