A guy is talking to his buddy.He asked the friend "You ever think about dying?" "No , Why?" the buddy said. The guy says"Well,last night my wife and I were sitting in the den talking and it came up, so I said to her," "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all... if that ever happens, promise me you will just pull the plug."

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my Beer.

Damm,She's such a bitch!