Subject: why I fired my secretary


Two weeks ago was my 54th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she
didn't
even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's
wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast
and didn't say a word. So, when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty
low and despondent..

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss.
Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch,
just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's
go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went
out to
a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful
day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess
not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think
I'll go into the bedroom," "Sure!" I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a
huge birthday cake... followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there...on the couch... Naked.

That is so so wrong!! But way funny!!!

Ok dont tell me you work & live in a NUDEST COLANY RIGHT??????Come on help me out here the wife says I've got to start giving people the benift of the dout and in this case you need all the help you can get

That secretary is so dumb, she can't even set the thermostat to room temperature! Hows that? derf