A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a Game Warden in Central Mississippi as he started to drive is boat away from a lake.

The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license
please?"

"Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there
papers. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake
& let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim
right back into my net and I take 'em home."

"What a line of bull....you're under arrest."

The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"

"We do, now, do we?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"

The redneck released the fish into the lake & stood & waited.

After a few minutes, the Warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.

The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"

"The FISH," replied the Warden!

"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as
some government employees.

You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of
TOO MANY retiring and moving north.

This one really cracked me up! Reminds me of some family I have. I'm sharing this!