WORLD WAR III IN THE PLANNING STAGES

Former President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar.


A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?'

The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'



So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor!
What are you guys doing in here?'



Bush says, 'We're planning WW III.'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'



Cheney says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'



The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?



Why kill a blonde with big tits?'


Cheney turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims.’

funny. True, but still funny...

Could have been Catholics, Jews, protestants, atheists, or agnostics for that matter.

Could have been indeed;difference is they are not our current enemies.

Would ya'll quit playing into the Dem's plan? I know none of you agree with them. Their pitch is that the GOP's position is that America is at war with all Muslims.

That's not true, notwithstanding Trump's stupid database proposal (that is totally unconstitutional by the way). But some posters here make it seem that way. That doesn't help the cause and it's just plain stupid.

Let's identify the enemy (we have) and eliminate the enemy.

lavaca
one of us
posted Nov 21, 12:14 AM Hide Post
So sad that this is even a joke. And funny. a travesty really.

Posts: 5543 | Location: Houston, Texas | Registered: 26 December 2005 Reply With Quote


Lavaca, you agree with a joke that slanders the democratic POTUS then you find fault with a joke that slanders Muslims and fear democratic wrath. Seems hypocritical to me. OK, you have my permission to change the punchline in my joke to ass holes from Texas. Nobody likes them either.

I'll get the popcorn...

There are dozens of things, many started by Bush, and many executive orders by Obama that are "unconstitutional". A data base is pretty small potatoes and I'm not sure exactly how it is unconstitutional.

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Let's identify the enemy (we have) and eliminate the enemy.

At this time I would suggest that our most active current enemy are ALL Muslims but not all Muslims are our enemy. Hard to tell the difference. If you have any other nominees I'd be glad to listen to them.

Let's see, you're worried about a joke, while I feel fairly certain you supported the invasion of Iraq by GW which has FUBARed the Middle East and created ISIS. I think your priorities are way off base. I leave you with this thought:



I'm confused. Are you confused? Are they confused ? Is our News Media Confused? Are our President, Prime Minister and Premier confused?

IF WE COULD JUST FIGURE OUT WHO'S CAUSING THE PROBLEM —

Let’s see, do I understand this thing correctly?

The Shoe Bomber was a Muslim
The Beltway Snipers were Muslims
The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim
The underwear Bomber was a Muslim
The U.S.S. Cole Bombers were Muslims
The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims
The Bafi Nightclub Bombers were Muslims
The London Subway Bombers were Muslims
The Moscow Theater Attackers were Muslims
The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims
The Pan-Am flight #93 Bombers were Muslims
The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims
The Iranian Embassy Takeover, was by Muslims
The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims
The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Muslims
The Buenos Aires Suicide Bombers were Muslims
The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims
The Kenyan U.S. Embassy Bombers were Muslims
The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims
The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims
The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims
The first World Trade Center Bombers were Muslims
The Bombay & Mumbai India Attackers were Muslims
The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims
The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims

Think of it:

Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Christians = No Problem
Hindus living with Jews = No Problem
Christians living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Confucians = No Problem
Confucians living with Baha'is = No Problem
Baha'is living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem
Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Baha'is = No Problem
Baha'is living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Hindus = No Problem


***WHEREAS***


Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Baha'is = Problem
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists = Problem
MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS = BIG PROBLEM

***SO THIS LEADS TO ***

They're not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
They're not happy in Nigeria
They're not happy in Kenya
They're not happy in Sudan

*** So, where are they happy? ***

They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in Belgium
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway & India

They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic!

And who do they blame? Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves...

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!!

AND THEY WANT TO CHANGE THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN, TO BE LIKE THE COUNTRIES THEY CAME FROM, WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!!!

I'm completely stumped...
Any idea who might be causing the problem …???

Damn Gato,

I have to admit that was beautiful.

Did you write it yourself, or find it somewhere>

You could expand that to include the latest terror attacks in Paris, Beruit, Mali, etc. to identify the perpetrators at each site as Muslim as well. Damn Muslims are batting 1000!

Gato for President...

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Originally posted by Slowpoke Slim:
Damn Gato,

I have to admit that was beautiful.

Did you write it yourself, or find it somewhere>

Not original to me. I received it in an email but added President, so I think it is probably English/European in origin.

quote:

Originally posted by Gatogordo:



Think of it:

Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
...
Confusians living with Hindus = No Problem
...

In the text for some reason there's nothing about a joint life of Christians and Atheists. I guess I know why. I know such families...