One night a middle-aged couple was getting ready for bed. The woman was naked standing in front of a full-length mirror staring at her breasts. Her husband was already in bed. The woman said out loud, "I wish I had larger breasts. I wish there was a simple way of enlarging them.

The husband looked up, studied her reflection in the mirror, and said, "Why don't you take toilet paper and rub it between your breasts".

His wife, somewhat exasperated, said,"How is that going to enlarge my breasts".

The husband's response was, "I don't know how it works, but it's done wonders for your ass".

As they say, the funeral will be next Thursday.

Grizz