Two Irishmen sitting at the bar in McSorly's. First guy: I can tell yur from the old sod. Where?
County Cork, little village of Dunwin. No! says the other, Me too. What street? Grimsby Lane, he says. No!, says the first, me too! What school did ye attend? St. Catherine's says the the other.

It's going to be a ong night, says the bartender. The Murphy twins are drunk again.