THE NEW HEN



Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter stood "Where am I" Bob asked?

St. Peter said, 'Heaven,You died in your sleep, Bob.'

Bob was stunned. ' I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'

Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. ...The next thing he knew, he was a big old hen, covered with feathers,clucking, scratching and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past . 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?

'Not bad, replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating' explained the rooster.'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '

'Never,' said Bob.

'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.....

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"BOB, you bastard, wake up! You just shit the bed!"

Hahaha wonderful!