A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM
>>>AND
>>SAY HELLO.
>>>
>>>HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER
>>FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?".
>>>
>>>TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."
>>>
>>>NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL AND
SAYS
>>"MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON
THE
>>POOL
>>TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS
WITH
>>WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?".
>>>
>>>SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SONS MATH TEACHER."

some bodys been reading maxim magazine.