A girl and her boyfriend were out having cocktails. She starts telling her boyfriend about a great new drink. After awhile, the boyfriend decides to try the new drink. The bartender brings it and puts the components on their table: a saltshaker, a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks puzzled and the girl explains. "First put a bit of salt on your tongue, next drink the Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally slam the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend follows her instructions. He places the salt on his tongue, savoring the salty taste, drinks the shot of Bailey's, smooth, rich and pleasant, then follows with the lime juice. In moments, he is hit by a salty curdled bitter taste, triggering a gag response.

Being manly and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he chokes down the now nasty drink. He then turns to his girlfriend and asks, "Jesus! What do you call that drink?!" She answers coyly, "Blow Job Revenge".

Finally one I haven't heard.... ROFLMAO

The interesting thing about this one is that that is an actual drink... They call it a cement mixer....

Ken....