Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. “I'm afraid I'm the
bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces....

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but Dr. Ben Carson says it’s
the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay
for the BRAIN.

Family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone
asked, "How much will a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000
for a Democrat's brain; $200 for a Republican's brain."

The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to try not
to smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable to control
his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is
the Democrat's brain so much more than a Republican's brain?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group,
"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the Republicans' brains
a lot lower because they're used."

And here I thought it was because of how many democrat donors it takes to find one functioning brain.