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A police oficer pulls a guy over after observing him along the roadway. The officer asks him to take a "Breathalizer" test. The guy says: " I can't. I'm an asthmatic and can't do that". The police officer says:" OK, I'll take you to the stationhouse and you can give us a urine sample.The guy says: " Gee, I can't do that either. I'm a diabetic and my blood sugar will go off the charts!" The officer finally says: " OK! Step out of the car. I'm going to ask you to walk a straight line!" The guy says: " I can't do that either". The officer asks: " Why not?" The guy says:" Because I'm drunk". | ||
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