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A bus stopped and 2 men got on. They sat down and engaged in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignored them at first, but her attention was galvanized when she heard one of them say the following, "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again, and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

The lady couldn't take this anymore. "You foul-mouthed, sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' about a sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi.'


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