A condom manufacturer needed information when they were trying to produce a new line of product. after much discussion about why the penis had a larger head on it than its shaft . they commisioned several studies. First they went to the french, after a year the french concluded that it was for the pleasure of the woman. They then tried the english, after six months the english decided it was for the pleasure of the man. As a last resort they commissioned Texas A&M to do a study- in less than a week, the Aggies announced that it was to keep your hand from slipping off and hitting yourself in the forehead.