One day a young cowboy walked into a greasy diner. He imediatley saw a old cowboy at the end of the lunch counter staring intently at a bowl of chili. The young cowboy did not have much money so he ordered a cup of coffee. As he sipped his coffee he saw that the older cowboy had not moved and was still glaring at the bowl of chili. A few more minutes went by and the old cowboy still had not moved or took his stare off the chili. The young cowboy finally asked "Mister, you gonna eat that chili?". The old timer replied "Naw." The young cowboy asked "Well, can I have it?" The old cowboy slid the bowl down the counter and the youngster happily started eating. The young cowboy ate every bite until he got to the very last in which he pulled up a little dead mouse on his spoon. Upon seeing this he began to throw up into the bowl. The old cowboy looked at him and said "Yep, thats about as far as I got too."

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Ken....