heard yesterday in a meeting )))

The communists want to get rid of all the Jews in any position anywhere in USSR.
They pretend they are incompetent.

They have a problem with one who is visibly so competent everyone knows it.

They decide to send him to France to sell soviet perfume, he will sure fail!
Two weeks later, the sends a telex for a few first large orders..

They send him to Germany to sell cars and two months later, he has taken enough orders that half the industry capacity will be used to fill orders..

Threy send him to China to sell shoes.
After 3 months they send repeated inquiries asking for orders and start threatening him of being sacked.
He asks them to be patient and after six months sends to Moscow a Memorandum of Understanding related to a 10 years contract along with a first test order for for 5 millions shoes.

Once he is back, Brejnev summons him to Kremlin, gives him the Order of Lenin medal and asks him:
"it took you two weeks to sell perfumes to the French, two months to sell Jigoulis to the Germans, why did it take you 6 months to sell shoes to the Chinese? "

"Well, it took me 6 months to find a Jew in China!"

You sure you're not vashper in disguise? That joke was a long walk, but worth the trip.

Vashper has competition!

...who has no need for a translator!

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Originally posted by Kensco:
You sure you're not vashper in disguise? That joke was a long walk, but worth the trip.

Da! I love posting as Vashper in political forum but not too often, it is difficult to play so stooopid!

My best Jew jokes ALL came from Jews.