Breaking News: Man Stranded On Island 20+ Years Found Alive And Well

The media knowing this will make a great story take that man back to the island to cover his story.
A reporter asks the man whats that building over there. The man replies well thats my home. Who built it they asked?. Well i did of course i was stranded here for 20 years by myself and i had to have a place to get out of the elements.
They oogle in awe paning the camera in for a closer shot.
Whats that smaller building over there who built it it looks nice?They ask. He replies well thats my church i was here by myself therefore i built it MYSELF. A guy has to have a place to worship.
Then whats the one over there that looks just like it they ask.
"Thats the church i used to go to" he replies.

Must be a "born again" Christian and the other church is "going to hell" after he sold it for profit$$$.

then the reporter asks "whos Lexus" to which the man replies "thats the preachers"