Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered a smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half baked schemes. Despite being a little flakey at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife: Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes. All in attendance agreed it was a crumby day.

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