No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm.
Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult
their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes
the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you
are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help
your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm." They go home and follow
the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over
them as they make love. It does not help and the wife is still unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. "Okay," he says to the husband, "Try
it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the
towel over them." Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice They go home
and hire ,the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the
wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great
enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting
screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him
triumphantly,
"See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!!"

lol

That's hilarious!!!