They asked a death row convict what he wanted for his last meal.

He said two Times Square kiosk burritos.

They asked him why.

He said because the last time he ate two Times Square kiosk burritos, five minutes later he wanted to die.

Famous last words at 'The Last Supper"..... "Seperate checks, please."

Several years ago, the Musician Hayes Carle put out this song on his album. "She Left Me For Jesus" was the song. They don't play it on the radio anymore because some would be offended. Personally. I thought it hilarious.(check it out, it is well worth your time) One of my lady friends from the book club said, you know you'll go to hell for that. I said, No I won't, I believe that God has a sense of humor. look around; he made us, didn't he?