I'm not sure Griz, kinda looks like a possum, unless it's a female, they're called pussems. Ah, the ode to tequila; 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor. R/e Murphy's Law: the good wiper blade is on the passenger side. Wilson's law applies too damned well concerning the old (30 years ago) Alka Seltzer cold + Flu med. R/E Denton's Theorum (Dr. Denton I presume?) concerning the toast always falling butter side down, I find the same thing applies to traffic lights. One would assume that the law of averages would say that you should hit a green light 50% of the time. Reminds me of the line from Steve Goodman's song "The dying Cubs fans last Request". " Well, the law of averages says that anything that happens, can but the last time the Cubs won the pennant was the year we dropped the bomb on Japan."
Looking back at it, are you sure that's a woman licking that rodent? So now we have a rat (along with other infestations in Baltimore) Hmmm, might turn out to be touted 'Bubonic Baltimore'. A joke but really not funny. When the rats hit London at the peak, the death rate was phenomenal + was in truth only really stopped by the great London fire of 1666. Maybe that's what is needed in Baltimore. I can't judge. but I do remember seeing a bumper sticker several years ago that said: "If I'd known it would come to this, I'd have picked my own damned cotton".