A young guy from Saskatchewan moves to Vancouver and goes to a big
"everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"

The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Saskatchewan ."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.
I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store
was locked up, the boss came down. How many customers bought something
from you today?

The kid says "one".

The boss says "Just one? Our salespeople average 20 to 30 customers a day.

How much was the sale for?"

The kid says $101,237.65".

The boss says "$101,237.65? What the hell did you sell?"

The kid says, "First, I sold him a smallfish hook. Then I sold him a
medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing
rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the
coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the
boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think
his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold
him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
BOAT and a TRUCK?"

The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife", and I
said, "Dude, your weekend's shot. You should go fishing."

That was me...