A pair of 6 year old and 4 year old brothers are in their bedroom.

The 6 year old says that he thinks they are now ready to cuss in front of their mother. The 4 year old doesn't even know what "cuss" means but, of course, whatever his big brother says is OK with him.

The 6 year old says: " I'll say HELL in a sentence and you say ASS in a sentence. The 4 year old nods and the two go down to the kitchen for breakfast.

His mother asks the 6 year old what he wants. He replies: " Aw, hell, I'll have pancakes".

WHACK!

The 6 year old almost falls off his chair, starts crying and runs to his room with his mother slapping at his behind at every other step. She orders him to stay in his room until she says he can come out.

The mother returns to the kitchen and in a stern voice asks the cowering 4 year old: " "Now, young man, what do YOU want for breakfast?"

The 4 year old, blubbering, says:" You can bet your ass it's not pancakes!"